Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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