girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
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you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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