Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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