wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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