I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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