worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
no you cant smoke seaweed
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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