You work out of a Hotel?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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