This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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