the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
