By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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