WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
someone get that fucking seahorse.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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