"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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