i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
he's gonorrhea incarnate
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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