Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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