i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
3pm strippers are depressing
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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