I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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