At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I didn't notice because vodka
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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