I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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