well I can't set my house on fire every night
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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