girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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