You're so nebulous sometimes
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
