Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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