Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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