yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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