office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
the room spins SO much faster in panama
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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