They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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