he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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