she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We were destined to go to rehab together
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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