question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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