I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Everything about him screamed your future.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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