Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
