so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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