dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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