So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Randomize
