worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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