pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Everything about him screamed your future.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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