He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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