what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Randomize
