North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
as a side note pls kill me
i black out too much to be "responsible"
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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