I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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