Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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