No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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