Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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