if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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