she was so not down for the gang bang
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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