Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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