I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Do vagina's smell?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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