Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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