Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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