under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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