you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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