just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
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