He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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