Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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