how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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