No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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