You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just want to make out with him forever
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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